
photo from kusports.com
Yes, everyone, I know that it's very upsetting that we lost in Manhattan last night, however I am here to play the role of "Mr. Look at the Brightside." There are several things that we can take away from this loss and most of them are thanks to our purple wearing enemies.
First, we can take a lot of pride in knowing that it took them 25 years to finally make the rivalry legitimate again. I mean how long must we keep walking over them and try not to get bored.
Second, is Manhatten that far away from the world that they are just now getting the Talladega Nights movie with Will Ferrell. I stopped quoting that movie at least a year ago, however I saw two or three signs that read "That just happened." Seriously for one of the most over quoted movies of all time couldn't they have come up with something a little more clever. For example they could have done something like place a picture of Michael Beasly and Bill Walker and pasted them over Ferrell and John C. Reilly's faces with the caption: "Magic Man and El Diablo." I might have been entertained by that.
Third, everyone, since football season, knows how it feels to go out after a big victory and celebrate. Manhattan was crazy last night. Aggieville might not be standing today. Do you know how I know that? No I wasn't there, but Dalonte Hill, a Kansas State assistant coach, decided to inform everyone on the craziness know by going out, partying and then getting himself a DUI. I mean c'mon coach. That sets an absolutely tremendous example for your players. I'll go ahead and say what everyone is thinking: "Probably has Huggins as his mentor." (Hill was an assistant under Huggins at K-State last year.)
Lastly, and this is probably the most complimenting thing aspect of the K-State win. The people at K-State athletics gave us the ultimate pat on the back. They have made a DVD box set of the victory from last night. But wait, that not even the best part. THE BOX SET IS SOLD OUT. I realized I jumped onto the wrong career and hopped in this bandwagon. Coming soon I will release a box set of the previous 24 victories that we have had in Manhattan. Also included in the box set will be a model of the first cell phone that was released the same year as K-State's last victory there.
So cheer up KU fans we can walk away from this with several victories. We are still 24-1 over the last 25 years in Manhattan. We have our advanced culture. We have our responsible and know how to take a victory assistant coaches, and we have the previous 24 years to celebrate.

