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Losin' it

I need a mantra.
Something with a lot of well-meaning mumbling.

Also, I need a way to compact eight or nine hours of sleep into a ten-minute package.
I need some calm-the-fuck-down and some here's-the-way-this-will-work.
I need the magical thesis-writing gnome to make an appearance.
I need some of these great drugs they keep confiscating from all the highschoolers who are cramming for their ACTs and their Ivy-league interviews.
I need some deep-rooted tai chi and zen acceptance.

I need to let go of every wrong and slight and trespass ever committed against me, so that I can just get the hell on with things.

I need a good cry, and a heavy bag in my basement to beat around. I need consequence-free violence.

I need to understand that not making deadline is not the worst thing that can happen. There are plenty of unemployed people who seem happy enough with their lot in life.

I need help.

Oh, wait. Here we go:

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Comments (1)

Ranjit:

I had a cat who did that EXACT same thing. Hours of endless entertainment!

Then again, if felt compelled to tape every weird thing I've seen a cat do, I'd have to quit my full-time job.

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