MEXICO CITY,MX- The United States Customs have came upon a homemade submarine off the coast of Guatamole. The submarine was spotted by the smoke coming out of three pipes sticking out of the water.
Within the submarine were four highly intoxicated persons and five tons of cocaine. Although, the trip is said to have began with 5.5 tons.
Juarez Cartel states,"I have nothing to do with this submarine tactic". Meanwhile, The Beetles hit song, "Yellow Submarine" is heard from his IPOD.
One of the persons on the submarine when spotted is repeatedly singing," It's alright. it's alright, it's alright it's only cocaine".
The four passangers are still in United States custody stating,"We had all we needed on that homade submarine".