US Government officials just released information regarding 38-year old actor Owen Wilson being abused and tortured by Libyan terrorists.
Late Monday evening after Wilson arrived at the Kansas City Airport for a convention; spectatators reportedly saw Owen being grabbed against his will by 3 Muslims and then taken to a limo to be beaten several times.
When asked why terrorize Owen Wilson, before taken away by police, one of the Lybians replied, "I am very tired of 'Wedding Crashers' being played on TV over and over again. I am a Lybian! Not a stupid American."
Owen Wilson simply replied, "These guys are sick. I am taking what they did to me to my grave."
Currently Owen is being hospitalized at St. John's Health Center in Santa Monica with his injuries undisclosed to protect his privacy.
Troop 271 that was previousely stationed in Iraq has been given orders to fly home and monitor all areas in the Santa Monica hospital to eliminate any further terrorist attacks on Owen Wilson.