Hello World (4 Years from now)

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This is probably the way these letters are supposed to go:

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am writing to you because of my interest in the xyz position at your magazine/firm/organization.

I am very qualified for this position. I received my undergraduate degree from the University of Kansas (2008 NCAA Basketball Champions) and my JD from Columbia Law.

I have abc qualities that you're looking for and efg experiences, which I believe have prepared me for this position.

Also talk to jkl for glowing references.

Very Truly Sincerely,

Irina Yakhnis

Except that's not how it happens. When in four years I get to my "hire me already before I'm out of my mid-20s and OLD," it will probably go more like this:

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Hopefully, I'll be in a more appropriate state
when I meet my future employer.

Hello Ben,

How's everything with you? If you remember, we met at your friend Mike's wedding. (I was the bridesmaid in the green, dress.)

You told me that your magazine/firm/organization had an opening and asked to shoot you a resume, which I've attached.

Feel free to call me with any further questions or to set up an interview. My number is 913-867-5309.

It was great meeting you. Hope to hear from you soon!

Sincerely,

Irina

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