The 12 steps

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If I were to create an A-list blog, it would not be about cats. The following is the opposite of an A-list blog (though it does have a list and people love lists).

An A-list blog has to have the following things in this order:

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*A fresh voice

*A topic that people care about

*Links to as many outside sites as possible

*Other people linking to you

*Update from five to 10 times a day

*Write things that will encourage people to comment (preferably crazy people that will incite outrage in others)

*Have reasonably good grammar and punctuation skillz

If you have an A-List blog, chances are:

*You have terrible eyesight.

*You type at least 100 wpm.

*You are probably very "geeky cute".

*You have a lot of money, which you'd better invest well because

*If you don't innovate, tomorrow people will forget you.


(This blog is my tribute to Kyle Gray, the next A-lister.)

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This page contains a single entry by Irina Yakhnis published on March 11, 2008 8:51 AM.

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